If i come over, it means nothing
two words: eviction party
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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