i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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