the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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