Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
