How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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