real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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