I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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