plz talk dirty to me
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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