well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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