Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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