Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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