ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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