We're like a lot better than the average bears
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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