i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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