READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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