I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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