Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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