girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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