your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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