Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You can't special order awesome
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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