They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
