why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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