Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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