Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
