Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
