i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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