I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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