So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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