You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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