my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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