if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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