VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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