this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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