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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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