WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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