My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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