I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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