you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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