White coat. Heels.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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