sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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