Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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