I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Let's paint friendship bongs
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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