I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
