I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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