craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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