You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize