I want you more than these girls want KFC
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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