I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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