did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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