It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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