Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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