yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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