Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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