Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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