yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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