I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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